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Posted on Mar 13th, 2006 by Tuff Ghost : Educator of Young Minds Tuff Ghost
Thanks to the intricacies of the global postal system (just like a Pynchon novel, only more complicated) and a rather curt response from the people at Shambhala (you know it's bad when you're tempted to yell You're Buddhists, fucking act like it! during a long distance phone call) the Tuff Ghost ILP kit is yet to arrive. So despite the fact that it took 3 days to get to Thailand, it apparently takes more than a month and a half to get to Australia. Sucks to be antipodean sometimes.

Anyway, ILP blogging is on hold until such time as the kit arrives. I will be blogging every day at vomitingconfetti.blogspot.com, so head on over and share the love. Hopefully this blog will recommence within the next week, but given my track record with mail, a year or two isn't out of the question.
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It's A Haiku

Posted on Mar 14th, 2006 by Tuff Ghost : Educator of Young Minds Tuff Ghost
We need less poets
and more ideas about
small things that explode.

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www.opportunity.org


Microfinance, is where it's at.
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In sickness and in stealth

Posted on Mar 15th, 2006 by Tuff Ghost : Educator of Young Minds Tuff Ghost
Since waiting for my ILP kit to ship, the following has occured:

Ear Infection
Sore Legs
Sore Arms
Bruised Hands
Chest Cold (won't go away)
Serious Cold for a week or two
Cough
Bruised Ear
Swimmer's Ear
Otitis Media
Toe Fungus (SEXXXAYYY)

Damn it.
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One Rep

Posted on Mar 20th, 2006 by Tuff Ghost : Educator of Young Minds Tuff Ghost
Sorry, a little bit bummed about having no ILP kit (still), given that this blog is supposed to be my life with ILP. Oh well, I'll post what I can. Today I had a meeting with some friends that I haven't spoken with properly since 2002. By chance we had found an old comedy script we'd written whilst very bored in "History and Philosophy of the Law". Oh what innocent first years we were. Anyway, we've decided to revive the script and include it as part of a comedy revue, coming to a theatre not near you in late 2006.

The interesting thing we all noted is that writing comedy works best in collaboration. The atmosphere wasn't bitter or competitive (as if often the case amongst would be comedians) but rather pretty spontaneous.

Likewise, I have a long term (think "let's finish this before we die") novel planned with another good friends. 10 minutes in collaboration on msn yielded more good ideas than hours of procrastination.

Generally I think we live to see writing as a solitary activity; the noble, tormented artist against the world.

Other writers, how does collaboration work for you?
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So you think you're funny?

Posted on Mar 20th, 2006 by Tuff Ghost : Educator of Young Minds Tuff Ghost
Tonight I'm going to go and see some aspiring young comedians give it their all at the Raw Comedy festival. For those not in the know, Raw Comedy is run by Australia's youth broadcaster, Triple J, and lets people who think they're funny get up on stage and have some kind of comedic epiphany. That or crash and burn badly. In the heats contestants get five minutes on stage, so they've got to bring their A game.

I've known a couple of people who've done pretty well: A girlfriend of a friend got to the national final a couple of years ago, and one of my writing compatriots from last night made the semifinals last year. She's through to the quarterfinals again this year; we're going along to see a friend of hers, who's also a potential co-writer.

The psychology of stand-up comedy is fascinating. Even though people have often told me 'you're funny' I wouldn't dare get up on stage without a bullet proof routine that had been proof read by Dylan Moran, Ricky Jervais and Ross Noble. It takes some pretty big stones to get up there and put your mind on display, much more so (in my opinion) than a musical or dramatic act.

I've done a lot of improvisational comedy before, but the parameters are different. With an improv game you know there are set circumstances or situations that will arise, so even though you don't have a script, you know which direction you're going. With stand up comedy, you've got the map but you've never seen the territory before. You live and die on your material, and more pertinently, on the whims of your audience.

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It's a pity that there's a dearth of good 'spiritual' comedy. given that God as a standup comic is a pretty handy metaphor for the universe at large. Brahmanistic stories in particular like to elaborate upon the meaning of life as funniest joke metaphor, a joke that is, of course, deadly serious and not altogether that funny until you're in on it.

That's not to say there's no good spiritual humour - What did the Dalai Lama say to the Hot Dog Vendor? Make me one with everything! Thanks, I'll be here all week - it's just that spirtuality is often presented as a deadly serious game, or failing that as a benevolent exercise in being totally rad to everybody - be excellent to each other! - so the smiles are half-cocked, open and caring but just wouldnt laugh at this kind of thing (look closely).

Interestingly enough, the Zen tradition, which is often seen as being ridiculously austere and formal (that was certainly one of my early impressions) is ripe with the kind of smutty innuendo and bizarre non-sequitors that I love.

There's the story of the Zen master (Teng Yin Feng) who died standing on his head, because it had never been done and also because everyone would get a laugh out of it. Where the Tibetan tradition might emphasize a triumphal final exit (rainbow body style, although that in itself is pretty funny) the approach of that particular Zen master was more hilarious-final-curtain-call exit, turning the Mahaparanirvana into one last joke.

Then there's this story:

One day Zhao Zhou and his disciple Wen Yuan were having a leisurely stroll, and they decided to have a contest to see who could put himself into the lowest position. The winner was to pay the loser a piece of cake.

Zhao Zhou said, 'I am an Ass'.

'I am the ass's buttocks', answered Wen Yuan.

'I am the ass's shit'

'I am a worm in the shit!'

'What are you doing in the shit?' the master asked.

'I'm spending my summer vacation'.


Zing!


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And how come Batman doesn't dance anymore?

Posted on Mar 25th, 2006 by Tuff Ghost : Educator of Young Minds Tuff Ghost
The doctor said I have an upper respiratory tract infection. Which means yay for antibiotics and cold and flu drugs, and a curtailing of my recent fitness kick. Just when I was kicking ass and taking names, wouldn't you know it. In other news, the people at Shambhala have been very gracious and will replace the mysteriously lost ILP kit. Thankyou to them for their prompt response to a legalese laced email.

So I finally have this thing somewhat sorted. A daily routine, early rising and not too late to bed. An attempt to kick the various sicknesses I have. More than semi-frequent meditation. An actual desire to meditate. A long term career path with two amazingly divergent outcomes.

Cue the broken leg.


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Jogging Pride

Posted on Mar 27th, 2006 by Tuff Ghost : Educator of Young Minds Tuff Ghost
The best way to get fit is to run with a group of similarly unfit yet stubborn and proud friends. Nobody wants to be the first person to admit they have heart pains and a severe stich, so you'll stumble on blindly until you complete the 3.4kms, then start dry heaving before agreeing to do the whole thing again at 9.30 tomorrow morning.

Plus, it's good for your brain.

Researchers from Princeton University in the US say exercising with others is better for the brain.

Writing in Nature Neuroscience, they suggest social contact negates the negative effects exercise can have on activity in the brain.

So there you have it chochachos.
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I must possess you

Posted on Mar 29th, 2006 by Tuff Ghost : Educator of Young Minds Tuff Ghost
GUITAR HERO

my thumbs still sore from iron man...i chose it as my first song and it took me a fucking half hour to get thru it but i might as well have given birth to jesus it felt that good

Things I will be doing in my holidays, part 1.
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Question

Posted on Mar 29th, 2006 by Tuff Ghost : Educator of Young Minds Tuff Ghost
It's a big fancy shindig tonight, the college ball, except I'm on antibiotics and cold and flu medicine, which means drinking will be curtailed. Maturity suggests that I shouldn't encourage others to get their drink on, which means I'm in for a night of the pretend smiles of the sober who dance. Still, it's nice to play dress up.

I need some of this for my chest. Screw you Bronchitis! Fuck you!
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